
Only One Employee
A, D to move. that's it
Based on the hit game heartbound
"only one" game to be so ass
Mt sbummis ion to pirat fopstware jam 17 :)

Published | 1 day ago |
Status | Released |
Platforms | HTML5 |
Rating | Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars (1 total ratings) |
Author | Pirat fsoftwar |
Genre | Role Playing |
Tags | code, pirate-software, sourcecode |
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nice game 10/10 straight to steam
no ferrets were molested during the making of this video game
unlike heartboundbro please make the hitbox bigger on the boxes im so fucking bad at this game or is the game bad? nah. must be the game!!
pov: then your entire life amounts to you, spending every day being controlled by your own emotions & adopting other people's opinions because it's too much work to assess a situation and come to your own conclusion.
I pray that you take control over your life and actually do something worthwhile instead of wasting your time hating someone on the internet that you haven't watched or know anything about & blindly hated due to your favorite content creator who you idolize and don't question without a single thought, completely oblivious to the fact that the video they had just watched was made to profit off of siphon their time away that they could be spending with family or working on your life. I hope this is a wake up call for you, and that you seriously reconsider how you're spending your life.
Have a good one.
I'm not gonna lie, if Pirate simply apologized to people instead of apologizing for making them mad, or if he addmited he had misled people, "sorry, will do better next time", there wouldn't be so many people pursuing him? The concept is not that hard to grasp?
Like genuinely, everyone is just trying to tell him to be better so the trolls leave him alone, but PirateSoftware seems to have something against having any inch of humility and accountability, of course internet trolls are gonna be farming him. Also, he really should be treating his fans better instead of overreacting, there's a bunch who've been trying to advise him to be better.
I'm not gonna dogpile on him like everyone else but there's no way I can defend Jason's behaviour. Learn to be humble, the world is not gonna suddenly explode. Was it worth it destroying any trust any public figure or content creator has ever had of him?
And @aphrofluff as someone who previously started watching his Shorts and didn't like his tone with the Stop Killing Games response video(and later found out he lied about a bunch of things, given I've never originally read the site, but comparing his video to the site, yes, Jason needs to stop making up shit that is not in there. It's vague because the EU is the one calling the shots, not Ross. SKG is like a lightbulb. It NEEDS to be ""vague""((let's be honest, there's nothing vague about it)) or else the EU can't make compromises for developers alongside the consumers either, and it'll genuinely hurt the industry, like Jason is so worried about), here's something;
Not everything is people deciding to assess a situation from other people's conclusions, jesus christ.
People wanted him to be better and he decided to dig a hole to Narnia, it's his fault. People got the conclusion they did of him because of Jason's own actions. No one is gonna take false sympathy over cute animals or supporting a country knowing how someone really is like behind the mask.
I have my doubts this will be catched but I'm 99% sure no one will 100% read this and skip over to the parts they wanna read, and think of me as malicious.
The reason people wanted him to humble the fuck up and apologize/admit misleading, is so the stupid internet trolls would stop. Simple as that. Whatever is happening or happens to him, it remains his fault.
I'm going to be honest. I don't think he's done anything that really warrants an apology. Do I think he should’ve insulted Ross like that? No, I agree with people there. But I also get why he was upset. I can totally see how he might’ve taken Ross’s joke the wrong way, even though I know Ross meant it like that. It just seemed like a simple misunderstanding, and to be fair, he's already apologized for it.
As for the whole “misrepresenting the Stop Killing Games movement” thing, yeah, I do think he got some stuff wrong. But at the same time, Ross’s website and the initiative itself weren’t super clear. That graph Ross showed in the video wasn’t even on the site, which I think is kind of misleading. And honestly, the criticism about SKG potentially killing live service games is still valid. Other experts have said the same thing. It’s a real concern.
Now, just so it’s clear, I 100% support the SKG movement. I think the smaller details will get figured out eventually. And even though I love live service games, if they’ve gotta go for us to have proper game ownership and better experiences, I’m okay with that. It’s a sacrifice I think is worth making.
Do I think Prior Software was too harsh in his video? Yeah. But do I think he deserves all the hate he's getting right now? Not even close. People constantly bombarding him in chat, picking fights, or just disagreeing over and over again it’s exhausting to watch, and I can only imagine how it feels for him. It's clearly taking a toll. And to me, that’s just not fair.
I feel like people forget that disagreeing with someone doesn’t mean you have to harass them. Just because you don’t like what someone said doesn’t mean you have to dogpile them or show up in their stream to poke at them about it nonstop.
As for the stuff about him having a “huge ego” and always bringing up that he worked at Blizzard, I don’t think that’s fair either. I’ve watched his streams for years, and honestly, he barely brings it up. In that montage of him saying blizzard a lot of those clips are super old, like six or seven years ago. And even then, most of the time he only mentions it because someone asks in chat or sends a TTS donation.
And yeah, I get why he’s a bit touchy about the SKG thing. I mean, imagine hundreds of people coming into your chat day after day asking the same question you’ve already answered a hundred times. It would get on anyone’s nerves, and I’m just watching it, not even dealing with it directly. That's not even mentioning all the swatting and the death threats he’s been dealing with. Like, when is enough, enough? When does it cross the line? Does it really have to get to the point where he's forced off the internet or worse?
Look, I’m not saying he’s perfect. He’s blunt, and he can be rude. But honestly? I think he’s a pretty decent guy. I think a lot of time he has some pretty based takes, and I relate to a lot of what he says. He treats his mods really well, runs cool community events, and gives back in a lot of ways. His ferret rescue is amazing. He even made it a business that way he couldn't write off on his taxes and keep it sustainable. You can tell he really cares about it, especially when he talks about it. He lights up. That’s rare to see in a content creator.
And yeah, people say he has a big ego or that he's unlikable, but I just don’t see it. I think he’s genuine, and honestly, kind of charming in his own way. And I respect that he hasn’t thrown out some fake apology up on youtube just to make the drama go away, and If he does end up apologizing, you'll know he actually means it, and I think that says a lot.
And I have to say, I appreciate you being civil and actually giving your opinion, instead of just mocking or making fun. I have a lot of respect for that :) -Aphro
No problem. I'm just surprised so many people struggle to just be civil or completely ignore anything someone is saying just because they didn't like what was said.
But nah, I haven't seen him apologize to anyone yet, his last apology was an equivalent to "I'm sorry I upset you"(the tweet is still up, by the way), and what makes matters worse is him saying on stream he refuses to make an apology, saying it with the most confident smug ever like he hadn't misled people and ignored the arguments against his misleading takes, or refusing to listen to the only people he wished to discuss, Charlie and that other guy I don't know, just because he couldn't convince them to take his side. This is the main problem I have with him and why I refuse to ever take his side or listen to him:
Refusing to listen to anyone saying no, refusing to apologize, refusing to listen to anyone giving him legitimate advice.
No matter what; HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT.
Like yeah, the attacks and all the trolling is awful, but genuinely, Jason is bringing to himself, and no one else is to blame but himself for what's happening.
Though, it seems a bit too late for him to reverse all the damage he did to himself. So I really don't know what to say, since he doesn't wanna listen to anyone but only his fans that think the same as him, it seems.
EDIT: Another thing I have a problem with is him bringing up the ferret rescue or his "employees".
Again, Jason is bringing it all to himself by being mightier than thou, having zero accountability.
If these things are being affected then it's his responsibility to course correct what's hurting those.
If you're interested in the psychology behind Pirate Software, I would recommend this video.
Also, if you would like to know why his code is structured the way it is, I would recommend this video.
If you'd like to see the full clip of Pirate Software not texting his dad for his birthday, I would recommend this.
And if you would like an all-around really fair take, I would watch this video.
Imagine accusing other people of not having a life and being controlled by other people's opinions when you try to damage control this hard for another man lmao, you're such a loser dude
Funny you should link the Dr. K video as that's the most batshit look into his narcissism at length. Even at the very end Dr. K asks him "What did you hear me saying?" as absolutely nothing broke through to him.
Nobody's gonna read all that shit pussy, shut the fuck up. Fuckin' weird bro, fuckin' loser dude.
You made a new account to post these comments, pussy.
lol
hi mald
Best game in the world, 10/10. Got banned from the pirate software discord for posting a link to this game